I gotta give the developers of Zoo Tycoon DS some credit. They tried like hell to port a high detail PC game to the DS. That took balls. Stephen Colbert sized balls. And to publish what they came up with? Dick Cheney sized balls. Seriously, they must be made of some as-of-yet unidentified substance harder than diamonds.

Zoo Tycoon is a Tycoon game where you run a zoo. Go figure. Not much more to be said there. The PC version is on it's way to being a classic.

But on the DS? Worst games have been seen, but not by reliable witnesses. I don't blame the developers though. It was doomed from the start. When your majestic giraffe is only 8 pixels tall...well, there's not much that can be done.