Submitted by SecretLemur on May 5, 2008 - 1:01pm.
| Attention Kept: One measly hour |
Will I play it again: Between now and when I sell it back tomorrow? Seems unlikely. |
I initially ragged on Lair complaining of its awful control scheme. When given the choice to watch Mansquito, an awful Sci-Fi channel movie and playing Lair, I initially opted for the more entertaining option of a movie about a giant bug-man.
Interestingly, after much complaining from, well, everyone, Lair's developers have finally seen fit to allow us the choice of not using the motion sensitivity option on the PS3. As it turns out, the control scheme isn't the problem. The problem is that the game just sucks. Read on for my updated take on this game...
Submitted by SecretLemur on January 23, 2008 - 5:19pm.
| Attention Kept: 12 hours and counting |
Will I play it again: and again, and again. |
If you've ever played Unreal Tournament, then you already know what to expect with Unreal Tournament 3.
Either you liked it in the past, or you didn't. If you liked it then,
you'll like it now. Even on the PS3. Even if you're a hardcore mouse
& keyboard jockey. UT3 is simply a "next gen" version of
the game we all know and love. The core gameplay — fast, furious,
frenetic first person shooter multiplayer action — is, as always,
flawlessly executed. There are even a couple of new game play modes, to
boot.
Submitted by SecretLemur on January 6, 2008 - 2:58pm.
| Attention Kept: 120+ hours |
Will I play it again: Gee, I wonder. |
Oblivion GOTY (Game of the Year edition) is a re-release of the massively popular cRPG Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
with a couple of expansion packs (Knights of the Nine and Shivering
Isles) built in. KON is supposedly the most popular, and Shivering
Isles is the hugest (clocking in at just over a gig as a download).
Even now, more than a year after release, the question of whether to
play Oblivion on a console or PC still rages on.
It
should be noted that the question is never "should I play it", because
that's pretty much a given. Hello? Yehes. The PC and console versions
both have their merits (and pitfalls), and your choice can have
significant impact on how much (but not if) you enjoy this game.
Submitted by SecretLemur on January 2, 2008 - 4:12pm.
| Attention Kept: A little over four hours. Seemed like forever. |
Will I play it again: I might give it another chance. |
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune is the latest exclusive AAA
title to hit the PS3. It's a modern action adventure in which you play
as the ever so handsome and charming Nathan Drake who claims to be a
descendant of legendary explorer Sir Francis Drake. In search of some
crazy golden treasure, you trek to places unknown and unseen by modern
man, only to find that modern man is, in fact, already there and worse,
that he's shooting at you.
I should say that it's being billed as an action adventure. It is, in fact, not an
action adventure. It's really a third person shooter with some minor
action-adventure elements thrown in. Don't let the jungle theme and the
treasure hunting story throw you off. You will spend the vast majority
of your time in this game getting shot at. It's also being hailed as an awesome game.
I think my copy must be broken.
Submitted by SecretLemur on December 26, 2007 - 3:21pm.
Just a note to let you know that SecretLemur.com is not dead. It's merely hibernating.
Between
work kicking my ass, my main PC giving up the ghost due to a power
outage, holidays and their concomitant family get togethers and the
lack of new games coming out, I'm getting crap-all done in the review
department.
You can expect reviews to start ramping back up to their regular volume as the new year begins.
Submitted by SecretLemur on December 7, 2007 - 2:03pm.
| Attention Kept: About 4 hours |
Will I play it again: Doubtful |
Need for Speed: ProStreet, the latest racer from EA
Games, represents a change of direction for the Need for Speed
franchise. Instead of racing in a wide open city, you race on closed
tracks. Instead of earning the ire of the law, you now race in
sanctioned pro-am events. And instead of cinematic cut scenes which
tell some hilariously retarded story about your illegal street racing
career, you'll be stuck listening to an idiot announcer while boring,
rendered in engine scenes take place.
While the race mechanics and car rendering have improved a bit, keeping
up with current generation expectations, the game itself is a step
back. EA Games has somehow managed to toss out everything that gave the
NFS series its unique character, replacing it with dullness. Plus,
they've added the annoying announcer guy.
Submitted by SecretLemur on November 18, 2007 - 10:10am.
I have a huge stack of games to both play and review, and it's going to
take me a while to get through them all - especially the good ones.
But, since I know holidays are coming up and people are starting to
look at what games to buy for themselves and as gifts, I figured I'd at
least give you my first impressions.
That way, I can play Assassin's Creed without feeling guilty.
Submitted by SecretLemur on November 5, 2007 - 7:33pm.
| Attention Kept: 3 hours or so |
Will I play it again: Well, maybe not everyday |
Available exclusively as a download from the Playstation Store ($9.99), Everyday Shooter
is one of a growing crop of retro-styled Robotron inspired games. Left
stick move. Right stick shoot. Since that part of the equation is
already settled, it's what you're shooting at that matters. And Everyday Shooter manages to make shooting at things worth doing, even if it is freakishly hard.
It is one of the few reasons I bother to turn on my PS3 and is, in fact, the best PS3 exclusive game currently available.
Submitted by SecretLemur on October 27, 2007 - 9:37am.
| Attention Kept: 7 hours and going strong |
Will I play it again: Until I beat it |
Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction is the fifth
installment of the Ratchet and Clank series, but I have a confession to
make: I've never played any of the others. I may have to pick them up,
because this game is freaking awesome. It's a platform/shooter in which
you (mostly) play Ratchet, the last of the Lombaxes (a furry race with
long ears somewhere between a fox and a cat). Sometimes you get to play
his sidekick, Clank, as well.
I never would have expected such a goofy looking franchise to produce
the game that finally makes me really glad that I own a PS3. But it
did, and I am.
Submitted by SecretLemur on October 22, 2007 - 4:20pm.
| Attention Kept: Somewhere between 2 and 3 hours, I think |
Will I play it again: Maybe |
Folklore is a fantasy RPG which takes place in approximately
modern times. I know that it's "modern" because there are telephones
and magazines. I know that it is fantasy because there are fairies. The
things which differentiates this game is the manner of combat: in the
netherworld you capture the "ids" of bad fairies. These "ids" then do
battle for you.
Thing is, as nice looking and interesting as it is, it's also horribly
frustrating which makes it a pretty hard game to recommend. This is
turning out to be a pretty common theme on the PS3. Sony needs to get its
act together.
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